mostly-funnytwittertweets:

koobiie:

spiritual successor to this post! what secrets does zeff hide in his hat

inspired by these tags from @hyperfixationisamust​

yumenofude:

Ally things

sadclowncentral:

sadclowncentral:

sadclowncentral:

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn’t a topic of conversation unless it’s urgent huh

“it’s dark in here” normal regular observation

“finally some quiet” relatable exclamation

“doesn’t smell like anything in here” absolutely deranged sentence

“i’m not touching anything right now” small talk on the international space station

rudegirlsusie:

yahenni:

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

keepers-quaffles-and-old-clocks:

sew-birb:

manstrans:

felixitas:

bemusedlybespectacled:

howtofuckamonster:

archdemoning:

wumblr:

randomitemdrop:

viewtifulmarkovich:

viewtifulmarkovich:

justintaco:

justintaco:

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

here’s my issue with the harkness test

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

Originally posted by frozen--roses

questioning myself after making this

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

curlymcclain:

curlymcclain:

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

exact opposite energy

froggierboy:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I’ve been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in years. Bro. You’re seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.

froggierboy:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I’ve been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours

Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in years. Bro. You’re seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.

masteraqua:

masteraqua:

i flipping hate ao3’s layout there’s too many goddamn words

you know what i deserve this